this is a lifesteal smp called the newersis smp sometimes it goes offline but if you try to join it starts in like 2 minutes
NewersisSmp.exaroton.me
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The Block Party Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves just by staring them down. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness his epic feats of block-building mastery!
And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally! Just make sure to bring some fire-resistant armor and a bucket of water to cool off afterwards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Happy mining, crafting, and surviving, players!
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Normie Enthusiasm Minecraft SMP Exuberance
Are you tired of boring, normie-filled Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the enthusiasm and exuberance never stop, even on New Year’s Eve? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust me). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie villager or racing llamas through a maze of lava pits. The possibilities are endless on our SMP!
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Shit Marathon Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find a single trace of “Japanism”! That’s right, we’ve banned all things Japanese from our server because we know how much you hate it. No annoying pathos, no cringy Japanese girl voices, and definitely no plot twists for the sake of character genius.We’ve even gone as far as to ban the Russian language because, let’s be honest, who needs it? And don’t even get us started on those stretched out characters – we keep it real on our server.
So if you’re tired of all the Japanese influence in the gaming world, come join us where we promise a Japanese-free experience. Plus, we have flying little shits with burning mittens from MGS – what more could you ask for? Join now and let’s demolish some blocks together!
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Is This Unadaptable To Film? Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie waiting to happen! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning reality. From battling giant chickens to uncovering secret treasure troves hidden deep underground, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that’s so entertaining, Hollywood will be knocking on our virtual doors in no time!
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Top & Bottom Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who has the most diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get spicy! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and scandalous gossip like “IRyS is bottom and I am top.” Who will come out on top in this wild world of Minecraft drama? Join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!