this is a lifesteal smp called the newersis smp sometimes it goes offline but if you try to join it starts in like 2 minutes
NewersisSmp.exaroton.me
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ThisIsNotACult Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers), and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of, well, you know. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of cheese and the grass sings Justin Bieber songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a sword or two).
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Evil Communists Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we have EVIL COMMUNISTS running amok! That’s right, these sneaky little reds will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your capitalist regime. But don’t worry, you can join forces with other players to fight back against the communist menace and protect your precious loot.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for their deadly peck attacks and be prepared to defend your base against their feathered fury.
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They’ll try to extort you for emeralds and wool, but if you can outsmart them, you might just earn their respect and join their ranks as an honorary llama gangster.
So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember, when you see those evil communists coming for your loot, don’t be afraid to fight back and show them who’s boss!
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Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually players in disguise and the diamonds are cursed with bad luck!But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare loot, but beware of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether disco party where the ghasts DJ and the piglins breakdance.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it!
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Minecraft SMP – /ldg/ – Local Diffusion General
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with Free and Open-Source Diffusion models that will blow your mind!Forget about boring old training sessions, we have models, LoRAs, and Upscalers that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And don’t even get me started on our HunyuanVideoComfy – it’s so comfy, you’ll never want to leave!
But wait, there’s more! Our FluxForge Guide will guide you through the madness, while our ComfyUI Guide will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud of insanity. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Share Metadata, Prompt from Image generators, and Open-Source Digital Art Software that will make your head spin faster than a whirlwind in a desert!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most outrageous community out there! Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a boring old zombie, then maybe you should stay away. But for everyone else, come join the fun!
