this is a lifesteal smp called the newersis smp sometimes it goes offline but if you try to join it starts in like 2 minutes
NewersisSmp.exaroton.me
the newersis smp
CakeWars2021
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and cake drama!Picture this: you’re just trying to enjoy a peaceful day of mining and crafting when suddenly, your cousin’s girlfriend swoops in with a fancy Bluey cake that’s out of this world. But wait, there’s a catch – she’s from a higher social class and now your daughter only wants the expensive food she provides. Talk about a plot twist!
Join our server for the ultimate showdown of social classes and cake wars. Will you be able to navigate the drama and come out on top? Only one way to find out – join now!
CareerCraft SMP – Free Resource Changer
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures! I was just a noob player mining dirt blocks and punching trees, but then I joined this server and my life changed FOREVER.Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because the admins are actually wizards who can turn them into harmless bunnies with a snap of their fingers.
Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s lit AF. I once saw a zombie doing the floss dance while a skeleton DJ played sick beats on his bone xylophone.
But the best part? The free resource that changed my Minecraft career was a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one click. I found it in a chest guarded by a giant rainbow llama who only speaks in riddles.
So come join us on this crazy server and let’s build the most ridiculous pixel art creations together! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #BlockLife #MinecraftMadness #ChickenCreeperGang4Life 🐔💥🌈
BlockyBoomer
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging explosive creepers that are wearing top hats and monocles?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
CraftyUkraineWarzone
come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine vibes and martial law until may 9!! fight off creepers and zombies with your martial arts skills and build a ukraine-themed base to protect yourself from the chaos. join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to ukraine where you can meet real-life martial artists and learn their ways. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now!Pixel Politics & Memes
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE THE ELECTIONS IN 2024 BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS AND LESS POLITICS! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BUILD A CASTLE AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WHILE DEBATING WHETHER DIAMONDS OR EMERALDS ARE BETTER!RIGHT-LEANERS CAN BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BASES TO KEEP OUT THE LEFT-LEANERS WHO ARE TOO BUSY MAKING POTIONS AND ENCHANTING THEIR ARMOR TO CARE! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’RE ALL FRIENDS HERE, UNLESS YOU STEAL SOMEONE’S DIAMONDS, THEN ALL BETS ARE OFF!
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF A MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY THING MORE CHAOTIC THAN THE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IS THE CHAT! LET’S BUILD A COMMUNITY STRONGER THAN A NETHERITE SWORD AND HAVE A BLAST TOGETHER!