this is a lifesteal smp called the newersis smp sometimes it goes offline but if you try to join it starts in like 2 minutes
NewersisSmp.exaroton.me
this is a lifesteal smp called the newersis smp sometimes it goes offline but if you try to join it starts in like 2 minutes
NewersisSmp.exaroton.me
Why should you join RICHARD SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. The only way to stop it? A dance-off, of course! And that’s just a typical Tuesday on RICHARD SMP.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Can you find it and bust a move with the explosive guests?
Join us on RICHARD SMP for endless laughs, epic pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness on RICHARD SMP!
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating complicated family dynamics while building your dream world.
Picture this: you log on to the server and find out that your daughter’s cousin from the South wants to move into her condo. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re the dad and you have to make the ultimate decision! Will you say yes and risk the wrath of your daughter? Or will you say no and face the wrath of your sister? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences!
Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world! ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ
we got, like, a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for, like, space technology and stuff. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. you can trade those eggs for, like, special weapons and armor. it’s nuts, dude.
plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. imagine building a house out of chocolate blocks, man. it’s the dream.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, out of this world, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Join now and experience the thrill of dodging unexpected deaths like a pro swimmer dodging sharks in the ocean. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or in a real-life soap opera.
With more plot twists than a telenovela, you’ll never know what’s coming next. From sudden deaths to unexpected tragedies, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to meet a hilariously untimely demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that the US capitol city was actually built on the border of VIRGINia and MARYland because it was originally deeded to a man named Francis Pope back in 1663. That’s right, folks! The founding fathers were actually just big Minecraft fans trying to create the ultimate SMP experience!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the location was first known as Rome, Maryland. That’s right, Rome! Who knew that the Romans were actually Minecraft players in disguise? Join our server and uncover the truth behind this insane conspiracy theory!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
We promise that no one will blame you for anything, and you won’t have to demand extra payment for dealing with misbehaving children. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.
Forget about babysitting drama and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only limits are your imagination? Join now and leave the babysitting woes behind!