this is a lifesteal smp called the newersis smp sometimes it goes offline but if you try to join it starts in like 2 minutes
NewersisSmp.exaroton.me
the newersis smp
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NachoLoverNot SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got this one dude who built a giant potato house because he hates potatoes but loves trolling people. And then there’s this other guy who only eats cake in the game because he thinks bread is too mainstream.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we all dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties. It’s wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the annual pumpkin carving contest. Last year, someone carved a pumpkin into a working computer. Like, what even is reality anymore?
So, if you’re into weird food preferences and bizarre Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird together, bro!
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Crafty24Happiness
Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a giant toilet-shaped house in Minecraft? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosive sheep).We’ve got a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and a hidden treasure chest guarded by a gang of mischievous pandas.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out life advice in exchange for seeds. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!
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Embarrassing Spell Fail Mine
so, like, u know when u try to spell embarrassing and u just cant? well, that’s how u feel when u dont join this amazin minecraft server. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. like, seriously, it’s wild.also, our admin once built a castle made entirely out of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. it was so stinky but also kinda delicious.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, u gotta solve a riddle to get in and it’s super hard. but once u do, u’ll be swimmin in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, what are u waitin for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
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Flower Power Border Control
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where imported cut flowers and pot plants are running wild, causing chaos and mayhem! These sneaky plants are bringing in all sorts of creepy crawlies like insects, fungi, reptiles, spiders, and even agricultural pests from all over the world!But don’t worry, we ain’t scared of no bugs! We’ve got a team of fearless players ready to take on these pesky invaders and protect our blocky world. Join us and be a part of the wildest adventure you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun! Let’s show those plants and pests who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
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Sleeping Mana’s Promise
Minecraft Server Overview
Description Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find strange subterranean worlds. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with machinery and magic. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery. FAQ Questions & Answers
Question Answer What is the theme of the server? The server offers a mix of aesthetics, challenging bosses, magic, technology, and more for a fun and relaxing experience. How can I join the server? To join, head over to the Discord and complete the intro for whitelisting. Is there a modpack for the server? Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are available in the Discord server for easy access. Is the server new? The server is over a year old but recently underwent a reset, providing a fresh new world feeling for players.