| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3036 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 334 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7896 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 46 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9688 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4371 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4404 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Votes: | 3859 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 710 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 87 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8027 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2589 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 145 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2127 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 69 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1103 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 271 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 3393 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7696 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4478 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Votes: | 9998 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5646 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8378 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4592 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 58 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6585 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1505 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6466 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6097 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 62 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
