The Mystery Mine Minecraft Server

bewildered, bewildering, confusion, Disappearance, disappearance case, Enigma, HIM.., Minecraft, missing person, mysterious events, Mystery, perplexed, perplexing, Server, strange circumstances, unanswered questions, unexplained, unknown fate, unresolved, unsolved mystery, VANISHED, What Happened

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Zombie Dances:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Oh, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server out there! So, picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. But that’s not even the best part – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are all secretly plotting to take over the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Master” who can build entire cities in a matter of minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then look no further. Join us and see what adventures await in this wacky, wild world. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of what really happened to him…whatever that means!

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Towns Built:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7497	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Void Gems Collected:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	5316	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ores Mined:	6682
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Items Found:	6116
Star Shards Collected:	106	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9393
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	278	Love Letters Sent:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Towns Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	New Chunks Explored:	869733
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crops Grown:	1855
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Love Letters Sent:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	3525	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8721	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	116
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!