Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Towns Built: 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2260
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Chimeras Created: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Star Shards Collected: 280
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Villages Defended: 15
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3977 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dimension Hops: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Crops Grown: 7952 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 New Chunks Explored: 375396
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Alien Abductions: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Potions Brewed: 84 Epic Quests Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Animals Bred: 64 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Villages Defended: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Magic Items Found: 6756

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 416 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3985
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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