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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5155 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Ores Mined: | 7999 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 494 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!