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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5603 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!