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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2102 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2211 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!