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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8660 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4128 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!