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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5835 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
Crops Grown: | 2821 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5384 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!