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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6819 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9655 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 76 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!