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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9915 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!