The Monster Mash Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3702
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	5336
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Crops Grown:	1316
Magic Items Found:	3492	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5444

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	6079
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Divine Spears Created:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	142
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Votes:	3782	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2183	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Crops Grown:	8706	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Players:	93/400	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2