The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

anglokikes, Bravery, BYSTANDER, controversy, Credit, crime, discrimination, ethnicity, gun, Hero, intervention, Justice, Media, Minecraft, missing, Mystery, News, police whore, prejudice, recognition, Russian, russian guy, Server, society, stabber, violence

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	7925	Animals Bred:	196
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	4870

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8657	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mines Excavated:	3219
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3032	Emeralds Found:	9721
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	6816

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4630
Towns Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Animals Bred:	157	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1360	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Crops Grown:	2223	Mines Excavated:	4529
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	892455
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Votes:	630
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Crops Grown:	1725	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever