The Minecraft Meme Realm: No Mods, Just Memes, and a lot of Pain. Apply for White-list now!

Builds, Pain, meme, Anti Enderman Grief, Multiplayer Sleep

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Binecraft Realm	We are a small group of players who love making immersive builds, crazy redstone, and playing with friends. This world is never resetting, so come add to the history.
Server Features	No griefing/no stealing New player friendly 24/7 accessibility No world resets Custom modifications for quality of life Accessible Nether Hub and Highway
Mod & Datapack Information	Vanilla server with added modifications such as Simple Voice Chat, Easy Place mode on Litematica, custom armor statues & nether portals, multiplayer sleep, anti-enderman grief, more mob heads, and wandering traders.
Requirements	Mature 16+ age limit Must apply on the discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 16?

A: Unfortunately, we have a mature 16+ age limit for our server.

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: Simply join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in the world?

A: The only restrictions are common sense ones, such as no hate symbols or overly political builds.

Q: Is there a limit on the size or purpose of my builds?

A: There are no limitations on the size or purpose of your builds, so feel free to get creative!

Q: Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

A: Our server has a strict no griefing/no stealing policy to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience for all players.

LampLifesteal

Discord, Raiding, Cracked, LifeSteal, 1.8.9

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

investigation, Code, unidentified, Realms, unknown

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

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Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

Women’s Health, feminine products, feminine hygiene education, feminine wellness, hygiene

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

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HouseParty Minecraft Server

commuting, emotional manipulation, Airbnb, parenting, Affair

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

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ResearchRookie

research, validation, Trust, learning, Respect

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

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