The Minecraft Meme Realm: No Mods, Just Memes, and a lot of Pain. Apply for White-list now!

Anti Enderman Grief, apply, Armor statues, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Easy Place, Griefing, highway, Immersive, litematica, LOT, Mature Players, meme, memes, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Mods, Multiplayer Sleep, Nether Hub, nether portals, new player, Pain, Realm, Redstone, shopping district, Spawn, stealing, Vanilla, voice chat, wandering traders, Whitelist

Welcome to the Binecraft Realm	We are a small group of players who love making immersive builds, crazy redstone, and playing with friends. This world is never resetting, so come add to the history.
Server Features	No griefing/no stealing New player friendly 24/7 accessibility No world resets Custom modifications for quality of life Accessible Nether Hub and Highway
Mod & Datapack Information	Vanilla server with added modifications such as Simple Voice Chat, Easy Place mode on Litematica, custom armor statues & nether portals, multiplayer sleep, anti-enderman grief, more mob heads, and wandering traders.
Requirements	Mature 16+ age limit Must apply on the discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 16?

A: Unfortunately, we have a mature 16+ age limit for our server.

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: Simply join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in the world?

A: The only restrictions are common sense ones, such as no hate symbols or overly political builds.

Q: Is there a limit on the size or purpose of my builds?

A: There are no limitations on the size or purpose of your builds, so feel free to get creative!

Q: Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

A: Our server has a strict no griefing/no stealing policy to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7087
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	131

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	9346	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	8878
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	94

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	1406	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	224	New Chunks Explored:	971392
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.