The Minecraft Meme Realm: No Mods, Just Memes, and a lot of Pain. Apply for White-list now!

Anti Enderman Grief, apply, Armor statues, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Easy Place, Griefing, highway, Immersive, litematica, LOT, Mature Players, meme, memes, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Mods, Multiplayer Sleep, Nether Hub, nether portals, new player, Pain, Realm, Redstone, shopping district, Spawn, stealing, Vanilla, voice chat, wandering traders, Whitelist

Welcome to the Binecraft Realm	We are a small group of players who love making immersive builds, crazy redstone, and playing with friends. This world is never resetting, so come add to the history.
Server Features	No griefing/no stealing New player friendly 24/7 accessibility No world resets Custom modifications for quality of life Accessible Nether Hub and Highway
Mod & Datapack Information	Vanilla server with added modifications such as Simple Voice Chat, Easy Place mode on Litematica, custom armor statues & nether portals, multiplayer sleep, anti-enderman grief, more mob heads, and wandering traders.
Requirements	Mature 16+ age limit Must apply on the discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 16?

A: Unfortunately, we have a mature 16+ age limit for our server.

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: Simply join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in the world?

A: The only restrictions are common sense ones, such as no hate symbols or overly political builds.

Q: Is there a limit on the size or purpose of my builds?

A: There are no limitations on the size or purpose of your builds, so feel free to get creative!

Q: Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

A: Our server has a strict no griefing/no stealing policy to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Potions Brewed:	144
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Towns Built:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Emeralds Found:	6372	Potions Brewed:	186
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5441	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Villages Defended:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	857	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.