| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5359 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5633 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 260 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 763 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1403 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 794 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4890 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1362 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2344 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1071 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8863 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 207 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3595 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 704 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 383 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5021 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2731 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 912 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4978 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 414 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4541 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 186 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1666 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 270 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7165 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4786 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
