The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

childhood memories, Community, discussion, favorite activities, foid bait, frequently asked questions, Lgbt, Male, Male General, manly, men’s talk, Minecraft, miner, pastebin, Rentry, santa, self improvement, smp, thread questions, thread rules, Transgender, women posting, youth edition

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Farms Harvested:	673
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	235
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ores Mined:	4711
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1989	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Towns Built:	8

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/400	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	76	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	4266	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Potions Brewed:	146	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/900	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2524	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6554
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/700	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/300	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	3784
Emeralds Found:	7389	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	8336	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/500	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ores Mined:	3363	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2461	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever