Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Dimension Hops: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Pirate’s Cove Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Cove Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Are ye ready to set sail on the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas? Join our crew and plunder treasures while placing bets on who can build the best pirate ship! With our unique combination of pirating and gambling, you’ll feel like a true buccaneer with every block you place. So hoist the Jolly Roger and join us on the high seas for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember, if you lose, it’s all just pretend booty anyway!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 584287 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Bakuman Daily Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    Bakuman Daily Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Oh, honey, let me tell you the tea! So, basically, the Bakuman daily got taken over by a group of llamas who are now running the show. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! They’re making all the decisions now and they’ve got some wild ideas for the server. Like, they want to build a giant llama statue in the spawn area and have llama races every Saturday. It’s a whole llama drama, I tell ya!

    But hey, if you want in on the chaos and llama shenanigans, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you can beat the llamas in a build battle, they’ll crown you the llama king or queen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to rule over the llama kingdom!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Repeal the 22nd Amendment Minecraft Server

    Repeal the 22nd Amendment Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of only being able to elect a president twice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we say no more! Join us and help us repeal the 22nd amendment so we can have a president for life – just like in the good old days!

    Imagine a world where Trump is ruling the United States forever, guiding us through tough times with his unmatched leadership skills. With the economy booming and wars being won left and right, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this epic journey?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and help us make America great again, and again, and again! Hail victory, friends – the fun never ends on our server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Couple Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Couple Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty FNG Minecraft Server

    Crafty FNG Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix on steroids! Picture this: Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ice Spice, and Juice WRLD battling it out in Battle Royale while you complete insane quests and level up at lightning speed.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind and Season XP Leveling Pace that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the Mission Alerts for StW – it’s like a whole new world of craziness.

    And coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience. That’s right, ANY experience. Plus, if you get 50 levels in any mode, you unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free! How cool is that?

    But the fun doesn’t stop there. The Stadium lights up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6, Rocket Racing V31.40 is a whole new level of excitement, and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40 is a spooky good time.

    And if you join our Fortnite Crew November, you’ll get to hang out with Kyran Aryk and experience even more outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Peru: What’s Going On? Minecraft SMP

    Peru: What’s Going On? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where Peruvians have taken over /int/ because they heard we have the best virtual ceviche in town! That’s right, our server is known for its delicious virtual food that will have you coming back for more. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret llama sanctuary hidden deep within our world where you can ride llamas into battle against the evil creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

    BlockyBoys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the gayest place to be in the blocky world! Join us for rainbow-colored sheep, fabulous unicorn mounts, and a disco party every night in the virtual club!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gaylord, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find him in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a glittering wand that shoots out rainbows!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner fabulousness shine through! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our pixelated paradise!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Sunny Splosion’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Sunny Splosion’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us and witness the epic saga of Niji escapee buffs disappearing and Hex collabs causing chaos. Will you be the hero who saves the day or will you join the dark side and cause even more mayhem? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft SMP anywhere else! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, Sakura is here to shake things up! Sakura is so over your shenanigans, anon, and she’s ready to show you what a real Minecraft server is all about.

    Join Sakura’s server and experience the thrill of battling giant pink fluffy unicorns, mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored lava, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!

    But that’s not all! Sakura’s server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks.

    So what are you waiting for, anon? Join Sakura’s server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! But remember, don’t mess with Sakura – she’s had enough of your nonsense.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • 3D Minecraft SMP Transition Troubles

    3D Minecraft SMP Transition Troubles
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have transformed the game into a 3D extravaganza that will blow your mind!

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between Steve and Herobrine in stunning 3D graphics. Watch as they duke it out in the most intense PvP matches you’ve ever seen, all while dodging creepers and dodging lava pits.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on insane missions like rescuing villagers from evil zombie overlords or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the Nether. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate 3D Minecraft adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played in 2D in the first place!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • What is the IP for NoahJ456 Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for NoahJ456 Minecraft Server?

    NoahJ456 is a popular content creator and streamer known for his gaming and entertainment content on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. With a large following, he is recognized for his comedic commentary and engaging gameplay in a variety of video games. NoahJ456’s entertaining style and dedication to his craft have solidified his place as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Anarchy with many mechanics! come in! SkySline.fun Minecraft server

    Anarchy with many mechanics! come in! SkySline.fun Minecraft server

    Anarchy with many mechanics and /free! come in, you won’t regret it! There was a wipe recently!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Crops Grown: 2972

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Sick Fucks Minecraft Server

    Sick Fucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to see what it’s like to survive a suicidal episode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can experience the thrill of dodging creepers while battling your inner demons. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and explosions!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

    This Is Your God Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

    So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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