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The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

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  • 2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

    2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

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    if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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  • Helios: THE ARRIVAL

    Helios: THE ARRIVAL

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    Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

    Features
      • A World of Realistic Politics.
      • Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies.
      • Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology.
      • Experience realistic technological Era advancement.
      • Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
    Description The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
    Current Age 16th century

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
    What is the progression system? Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
    Can I build towns or nations? Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

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  • Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

    Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

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  • QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

    QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

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    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

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  • SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

    SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

    So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

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