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The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

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  • Tiny Forest Life 1.20.2

    Tiny Forest Life 1.20.2

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    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks!

    You know when you’re reading manga and the chapter numbers overlap? Yeah, that’s basically what happens on this server but with epic builds and crazy adventures! It’s like a glitch in the Matrix, but in a good way.

    So, if you’re down for some mind-bending fun and a whole lot of confusion (in a good way), then come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BrokeIn60Secs Minecraft SMP

    BrokeIn60Secs Minecraft SMP

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    OMG, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So, like, the other day, this dude joined and he was all like, “I’m gonna be the richest player on this server!” And we were all like, “LOL, good luck with that, bro.” But then, get this, he spent all his diamonds on a pet pig and named it Bacon. Like, who does that?! And then, like, Bacon ran away and he spent all his diamonds trying to find it. And now he’s broke AF and living in a dirt hut. It’s hilarious, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total shitshow but in the best way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChildhoodMythsCraft

    ChildhoodMythsCraft

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    Remember when you used to think that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Our server is located on the other side of the world, so every time you dig straight down, you’ll pop out in China! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the server. Legend has it they were once regular pigs who ate one too many enchanted golden apples and now they soar through the skies, dropping diamonds wherever they go. So if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures, join our server today! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you!

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  • The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

    The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

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    The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

    Overview
    Small welcoming community
    Must be age 18 or over to join
    Decisions made by discussion and vote
    Uses addons like Better on Bedrock
    Discussing resetting world and new addons

    Join today and be a part of our community! Join our discord here.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the minimum age requirement? 18 or over
    How are decisions made on the server? By discussion and vote by members
    What addons are currently being used? Some addons like Better on Bedrock
    Can I suggest new addons for the server? Yes, join and discuss your favorite addons!

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  • Mystic Secrets Hideaway 1.20.1

    Mystic Secrets Hideaway 1.20.1

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

    We’ve got hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, like seriously, who knows what you’ll find?!

    Unleash your inner explorer and uncover the mysteries lurking beneath the surface of our world.

    But beware, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the secrets run wild!

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