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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4168 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.
So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!