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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2476 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.
So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!