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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7134	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3638
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	7367	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	162	Farms Harvested:	290
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	163
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6323
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	568	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6643	Emeralds Found:	6232
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	104/400	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Potions Brewed:	96	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0