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Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Void Armor Forged:	22

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchantments Applied:	298	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	2759	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Votes:	5620
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Buildings Constructed:	47
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Star Shards Collected:	268	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1333
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Emeralds Found:	3234
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4512	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	3597	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Buildings Constructed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Void Armor Forged:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3969
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	9701	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crops Grown:	8227
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mines Excavated:	4336
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Players:	105/200	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ores Mined:	9735	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1