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MineCraftMania

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4220
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Secret Passages Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3215	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mines Excavated:	1042
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	83	Epic Quests Completed:	15

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8364
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	56	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	5903
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1850
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	2332	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	533270
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Animals Bred:	71

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Emeralds Found:	2030	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crops Grown:	3042	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	260
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	65	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

Players:	107/200	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Votes:	6129
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4