The Lost Samurai – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchantments Applied:	140
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Alien Abductions:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3080
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9929
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Emeralds Found:	258	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

baby, blocky, boom, Edition, ivf

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	866	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Animals Bred:	39

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Live, Minecraft, rdc, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

RDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.

Players:	90/700	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Chimeras Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4