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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6570 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2421 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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