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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8974 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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