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The Linty Python Minecraft SMP

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The Linty Python Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

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  • FreakCraft

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    FreakCraft

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    Server Name FreakCraft
    Server Type Vanilla
    Server Version Latest stable vanilla jar
    Plugins None
    Features No tp/sethome
    Discord https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
    IP freakcraft.net

    Overview:

    FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft–server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

    There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

    Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

    FAQ:

    Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?
    A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
    Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?
    A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
    Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?
    A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
    Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?
    A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
    Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?
    A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

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  • The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

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    The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

    Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

    You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

    So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

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  • New Superpower Minecraft SMP

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    New Superpower Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadlessCraft

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    DadlessCraft

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

    But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

    Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

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  • OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

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    OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

    our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

    join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

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