Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

    BrickBucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

    So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TinyPeevesMC

    TinyPeevesMC
    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Animals Bred: 69
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

    Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

    Planet SMP Minecraft Server

    We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

    We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

    Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

    Store: Planet SMP | Home

    Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

    Join today! Don’t miss out!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
    Is there a cost to play on the server? No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
    What activities are available on the server? Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
    Can I purchase items with real money? No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Dimension Hops: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Fake Polls Minecraft Server

    Fake Polls Minecraft Server
    Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Potions Brewed: 157
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7311 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • / Brit Minecraft SMP

    / Brit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlockyMind

    BlockyMind
    Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

    BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!
    u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Digimon General Minecraft Server

    Digimon General Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

    And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 1973
    Mines Excavated: 3177 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

    ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

    2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

    3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

    4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

    DadGoneCoworkerSnitch
    Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Magic Items Found: 8900
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

    AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

    BlockyParliament Minecraft Server
    so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

    TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024
    join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

    we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

    if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

    don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ores Mined: 2635 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    Hello Minecraft fans!

    We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

    Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

    What awaits you at Longway?

    – Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

    – Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

    – Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

    And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

    Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

    We are waiting for you and your friends!

    IP: longway.fun

    Port: 25668

    Version: 1.21

    Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dimension Hops: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Thug Life Minecraft Server

    Thug Life Minecraft Server
    Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

    Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

    So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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