The Last Great Console Minecraft Server

ShamefulSteveMC SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen.

Forget about being ashamed of anything, on our server, we embrace all your embarrassing moments and turn them into legendary tales. Did you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT? No problem, we’ll just turn it into a tourist attraction! Did you accidentally hit your best friend with a diamond sword? Don’t worry, we’ll just pretend it was all part of an elaborate prank.

Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the hero of the server for the most ridiculous reason imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyClassroomCraziness

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Have you ever seen a teacher turn into a zombie and start chasing students around the playground? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest school experience you’ll ever have, where you can build your own classroom, prank your friends with exploding textbooks, and even ride a rollercoaster through the cafeteria. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and see what other wacky adventures await you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TaiwanCraft: Ready to Fight!

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come join our epic minecraft server where taiwanese warriors are ready to fight against the evil forces of china who are trying to take over the land! our ambassador, who is also a minecraft pro, will guide you through epic battles and quests to defend our beloved server. if you’re looking for a wild and crazy adventure, join us now and help us protect our virtual world from the tyranny of china! let’s show them who’s boss in this epic virtual showdown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old servers that are as outdated as the last truly great console? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about those dusty old consoles!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and defend it from hordes of evil llamas riding on flying pigs! And don’t forget to tame your own pet dragon that can breathe rainbow-colored fire!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing creepers that will try to boogie you to death!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

/AI Dynamic Storytelling General/ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the goblins run wild and the AI storytellers are as dynamic as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride through limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming “Enderman, stop stealing my blocks!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that we have goblins riding pigs, dragons that drop diamond armor, and villagers who break out into dance parties every full moon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a journey through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the world of goblins and AI storytellers!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SkillMstrMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a master builder, redstone wizard, or PvP champion overnight? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is join and BAM – you’re suddenly a Minecraft prodigy!

Imagine waking up one day with the ability to build epic castles, create insane redstone contraptions, and dominate in PvP battles without even breaking a sweat. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually enchanted by a magical Minecraft fairy who grants wishes to all who join. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to summon a dragon to do your bidding? Easy peasy. Want to turn all the creepers into cute fluffy bunnies? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no going back to your boring, noobish ways.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyInfluencer

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Forget about historical figures like Alexander the Great or Genghis Khan, the real MVP is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join now and witness their epic building skills that put the Pyramids of Giza to shame.

Legend has it that players who join this server gain superhuman abilities, like the power to mine diamonds with just a wink or tame creepers with a single pat on the head. Plus, rumor has it that the owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.

So if you want to be part of a community where the chat is filled with jokes and memes, where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content, then this is the place for you. Who needs historical figures when you can be a legend in your own right on this Minecraft server?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Emeralds Found:	3735

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NasrallahsFuneral Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we bury players like Nasrallah amid fears of Israel striking our public funerals! it’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through the dangers of the virtual world. join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being buried alive while dodging airstrikes from enemy players. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WarCraftyMinecraft

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So, like, imagine this, right? There’s this Minecraft server where the leader is like a total boss, but not in a good way. He’s holding out for a bigger war, like what even? U.S. officials are all like, “yo, this dude needs to chill” but he’s just like, “nah, I’m gonna keep causing chaos in this blocky world.”

But here’s the thing, you gotta join this server because it’s like a real-life soap opera. Drama, intrigue, and explosions everywhere. Plus, you never know when the leader is gonna go full crazy mode and start a war just for funsies. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness, but in Minecraft form.

So, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky experience, come join us on this server. Who knows, you might even become a key player in the leader’s quest for an epic showdown. Just make sure to bring your A-game and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including outrageous statements like the one above! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can let your inner troll run wild.

We offer a special “Murderer/Abortionist” roleplay where you can act out your wildest fantasies of justice and revenge. Build a courtroom, hold a trial, and sentence those who have “given you nothing to respect” to a virtual punishment of your choosing.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a “Crazy Confessions” chat room where you can share your most controversial opinions without fear of judgment. Want to argue that pineapple belongs on pizza or that the earth is flat? Go for it! Just be prepared for some heated debates.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly insane and unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what craziness awaits you around every pixelated corner?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Search Minecraft SMP >Click on Result

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to prove you’re human just to play? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who can tell if you’re human just by the way you walk in-game! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to be judged by poultry overlords. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	9415
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MomCraft Ultimatum

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Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you feel like you’re the only one keeping things together while your mom just sits back and relaxes? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from all that drama!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your own family, take care of your virtual siblings, and never have to deal with a clueless mom again. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

And if you’re worried about your mom getting a new boyfriend and having more kids, don’t sweat it! On our server, you can control your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted step-siblings or annoying step-dads. It’s a drama-free zone where you can be the boss of your own family!

So say goodbye to real-life ultimatums and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Server: CreeperPeevez

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Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7109
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	1667

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3