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Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ores Mined:	5019	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6019
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	210
Dragon Eggs Found:	6053	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	3752
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	664	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2589

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, cholesterol reduction, health benefits, Healthy Eating, heart health, LDL cholesterol, meat, meat substitutes, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based proteins, study, sustainable eating, total cholesterol, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft, weight, weight loss

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ores Mined:	2693
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!

CoronaCraft Survival

Community, Content Creator, CoronaCraft, Datapacks, Discord, Donors, Events, Farms, Giveaways, Griefs, player, Roles, shopping district, smp, Stream, Survival, Technical, thefts, Uptime, Video, voice chat, Website

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Votes:	7458
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Overview of CoronaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name	CoronaCraft
Members	200 members
Season	8th season
Website	Website Link
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features:

Custom Advancements.
Dynmap and DiscordSRV integration.
Bedrock Crossplay.
Expansive Shopping District.
Proximity Voice Chat In-game.
Server Events.
Custom Roles.
Server perks for donors.
Friendly and helpful community.
Community Projects all the time.
Giveaways.
24/7 Server Uptime.
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel.
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay.
Crafting Tweaks.
Many other quality of life plugins + datapacks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join CoronaCraft?

A: You can join the server by visiting the website or joining the Discord server.

Q: Is CoronaCraft beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community.

Q: Are there any server events in CoronaCraft?

A: Yes, we have regular server events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I play on CoronaCraft if I am a content creator or technical player?

A: Yes, CoronaCraft is content-creator and technical player friendly, so you can stream, make videos, or engage in technical gameplay on the server.

Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21

Adventure, Awaits, Corpos, Favorite, indies, Isles, mystic, offtopic, Purple, Report, shitposting, trolling, Uoh, UOH ToT, Uoooooh Global, Vtubers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	151
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!

And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Emeralds Found:	4691	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department, ER visits, Escape, healthcare data, healthcare management, healthcare outcomes, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, healthcare utilization, leaving before recommended, medical recommendations, pandemic, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, patient behavior, patient safety, post-pandemic, rise in patients, U.S patients

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

Crafted Explorers

Adventure, armor, Biomes, blocks, crafted, Experience, Exploration, Explorers, Fun, Join, Journey, Modded, Mods, new, Open, others, Play, Server, Space, things, Tools, try, Welcoming

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Votes:	5099	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Crafted Explorers Minecraft Server

Crafted Explorers is a modpack that’s ever changing by the season, currently centered around cobblemon with lots of fun mods to play with along the journey!

Theres lots for you to do, more blocks, armor, tools and many biomes to explore! There is also a server up where you can join and play with others. It’s an open and welcoming space to anyone wanting the SMP modpack experience of adventure, exploration and trying new things!

For more information and to join the community, check out our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Crafted Explorers modpack?	Crafted Explorers is a modpack for Minecraft that is constantly changing and currently centered around cobblemon with various fun mods.
What can I do in the modpack?	There are more blocks, armor, tools, and biomes to explore in the modpack. Additionally, there is a server where you can play with others.
How can I join the Crafted Explorers community?	You can join the community by joining the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Villages Defended:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2183
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	222

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Players:	93/600	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4786
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2