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PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Mines Excavated:	3356
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, cholesterol reduction, health benefits, Healthy Eating, heart health, LDL cholesterol, meat, meat substitutes, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based proteins, study, sustainable eating, total cholesterol, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft, weight, weight loss

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Divine Spears Created:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!

CoronaCraft Survival

Community, Content Creator, CoronaCraft, Datapacks, Discord, Donors, Events, Farms, Giveaways, Griefs, player, Roles, shopping district, smp, Stream, Survival, Technical, thefts, Uptime, Video, voice chat, Website

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Runes Activated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Overview of CoronaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name	CoronaCraft
Members	200 members
Season	8th season
Website	Website Link
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features:

Custom Advancements.
Dynmap and DiscordSRV integration.
Bedrock Crossplay.
Expansive Shopping District.
Proximity Voice Chat In-game.
Server Events.
Custom Roles.
Server perks for donors.
Friendly and helpful community.
Community Projects all the time.
Giveaways.
24/7 Server Uptime.
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel.
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay.
Crafting Tweaks.
Many other quality of life plugins + datapacks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join CoronaCraft?

A: You can join the server by visiting the website or joining the Discord server.

Q: Is CoronaCraft beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community.

Q: Are there any server events in CoronaCraft?

A: Yes, we have regular server events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I play on CoronaCraft if I am a content creator or technical player?

A: Yes, CoronaCraft is content-creator and technical player friendly, so you can stream, make videos, or engage in technical gameplay on the server.

Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21

Adventure, Awaits, Corpos, Favorite, indies, Isles, mystic, offtopic, Purple, Report, shitposting, trolling, Uoh, UOH ToT, Uoooooh Global, Vtubers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!

And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department, ER visits, Escape, healthcare data, healthcare management, healthcare outcomes, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, healthcare utilization, leaving before recommended, medical recommendations, pandemic, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, patient behavior, patient safety, post-pandemic, rise in patients, U.S patients

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

Crafted Explorers

Adventure, armor, Biomes, blocks, crafted, Experience, Exploration, Explorers, Fun, Join, Journey, Modded, Mods, new, Open, others, Play, Server, Space, things, Tools, try, Welcoming

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Crafted Explorers Minecraft Server

Crafted Explorers is a modpack that’s ever changing by the season, currently centered around cobblemon with lots of fun mods to play with along the journey!

Theres lots for you to do, more blocks, armor, tools and many biomes to explore! There is also a server up where you can join and play with others. It’s an open and welcoming space to anyone wanting the SMP modpack experience of adventure, exploration and trying new things!

For more information and to join the community, check out our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Crafted Explorers modpack?	Crafted Explorers is a modpack for Minecraft that is constantly changing and currently centered around cobblemon with various fun mods.
What can I do in the modpack?	There are more blocks, armor, tools, and biomes to explore in the modpack. Additionally, there is a server where you can play with others.
How can I join the Crafted Explorers community?	You can join the community by joining the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	1586
Potions Brewed:	166	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Minecraft Mayhem: Russian Navy BBQ

accident, bbq, Crisis, emergency, Fire, international news, maritime disaster, maritime safety, MAYHEM, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Military, Minecraft, naval fleet, naval incident, naval operations, Naval vessels, naval warfare, Navy, russia, Russian, Russian navy, Tragedy, Vessels, Warships

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS INSANE STORY – THREE RUSSIAN NAVY VESSELS WERE BURNING IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AT THE SAME TIME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CRAZINESS YOU’LL EXPERIENCE ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, WILD ADVENTURES, AND UNLIMITED FUN! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE, EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS CAVES, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH TALKING LLAMAS (YES, THEY EXIST HERE)!

WE’VE GOT CUSTOM MINIGAMES, CRAZY EVENTS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WACKY AS THEY COME! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

EddyCraft: Windy Waters and Wacky Weather

atmospheric influence, atmospheric winds, circular currents, climate patterns, climate research, complex weather patterns, EddyCraft, marine science, marine weather, ocean circulation, ocean currents, ocean dynamics, ocean eddies, ocean weather, oceanography, oceanography research, Wacky, water currents, water patterns, Waters, weather, weather patterns, wind influence, wind patterns, windy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3079	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

so, like, did you know that on this minecraft server, the atmospheric winds actually influence the ocean eddies? like, they make these crazy circular currents of water that are, like, 100 kilometers wide. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude. and, like, the ocean’s weather patterns are, like, way more complex than we thought. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. come on, don’t be a noob. join us and experience the insanity for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

TheosisMC

Additions, auction house, Bases, chests, Coins, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, Farms, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, Monsters, multiplayer, Players, premium rank, Soup of Life, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8023	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

TheosisMC Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy
Land claiming system
Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Non-pay-to-win

Joining the Server

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

If unable to add a server directly, add “TheosisMC” as a cross-platform friend.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Can I join the server using Bedrock Edition?

Answer: Yes, TheosisMC supports both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.

Question: How do I make money on the server?

Answer: Players earn coins by looting chests and killing monsters, which can be used for trading with other players.

Question: What happens if I die as a claim owner?

Answer: If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted, so be careful!

Question: Are the custom items available for purchase?

Answer: Yes, the Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops.

Question: Is the VIP rank pay-to-win?

Answer: No, the VIP rank on TheosisMC only provides cosmetic perks and does not give any competitive advantage.

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, animation, Anime, anime songs, catchy, classic, Creepy Nuts, Ethereal, Favorite, Haven, INSTANT, INTRO, japanese, Lisa, Music, nostalgic, OP THREAD, Opening, series, theme song, wagakki band, yoasobi

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Votes:	2389
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5115	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Emeralds Found:	5339
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like watching an anime but in blocky form! Imagine mining diamonds while listening to Creepy Nuts, Wagakki Band, YOASOBI, or LiSA – it’s an instant classic, just like that one OP that’s still my favorite! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, come and play with us!

GrannyGriefNoMore

ABUSIVE, aita, childhood trauma, difficult family relationships, distant relatives, Emotional Abuse, estranged relatives, family, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational trauma, Grandma, GrannyGriefNoMore, neglect, not taking son, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like our player who had a rough childhood with a neglectful dad and an abusive grandma named Deb.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about disappointing baby showers or unresponsive relatives. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and create your own happy ending without the need for toxic family members.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted family drama again. Plus, we have virtual baby showers that always have a full attendance, no matter what! Join us now and leave your real-life family issues in the past.

Players:	95/500	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2