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Minecraft Memory Boost Server

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna flex your brain muscles while block building, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! We got levels of cognitive stuff that will make your brain go brrrrrr!

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world, placing blocks left and right, when suddenly BAM! Your memory gets a boost, your working memory is on point, and your attention and processing speed are faster than the speed of light! All thanks to our high-level cognitive stimulating leisure activity!

Forget about boring old servers, come join us and level up your brain while crafting your dream world! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Let’s get those brain cells firing, baby!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Why Are Women Like This? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with women who just don’t understand your love for Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood gamers out there. Join us and never have to hear “Why are women like this?” again, because on our server, everyone is too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to worry about silly questions like that.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it, he once challenged a group of players to a dance-off and ended up losing because his moves were just too spooky. Join us and you might just find yourself in a dance battle with the infamous Herobrine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking “Why are women like this?” in a whole new context.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Farms Harvested:	903	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. Don’t worry, we promise it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they’re here to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) and the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm). Trust us, you’ll want to get your hands on these bad boys to survive the chaos that awaits you.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have daily check-in rewards that will have you coming back for more, and redeemable codes that will make you feel like the luckiest player in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

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Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Block Therapy Land

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Are you tired of the real world getting you down? Need a break from all the adulting and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond encrusted sauna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	771531	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot 110 rockets in 4 volleys deep into the northern lands of israel! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own bomb shelter and defend against the onslaught of explosive fun! join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

UkrainianMunitionMayhem

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE STRIKE TWO RUSSIAN MUNITION DEPOTS WITH OUR MILITARY!!! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND CRAZY WARFARE LIKE UKRAINE VS RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! COME BLOW STUFF UP AND FIGHT FOR GLORY!!! 😂🚀💣 #minecraft #warfare #explosions #joinus

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	3578
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Chaos, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU Cerberus, final fantasy xiv, Fort Jobb, Free Companies, Garo, Gold Saucer, Lakeland, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, malboro crystal, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NA Seraph, Pre-Halloween BadlandsChugs Watch Party., ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Solution Nine, THE PRIMALS Live in Japan, Tokusatsu Watch Party, undisputed, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	1955
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

advanced mathematics, AI advancements, AI algorithms, AI applications, AI assistants, AI capabilities, AI community, AI Computer Maids, AI development, AI discussions, AI enthusiasts, AI forums, AI Innovations, AI programming, AI projects, AI research, AI solutions, AI tasks, ai technology, Computer Science research, Minecraft, smp, Stuff

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3294
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	141

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Potions Brewed:	156	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13