The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

anti-Zionism, antisemitism, Bigotry, chosen people, Conversion, CRAZE, ethnic cleansing, ethnic identity, Genocide, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Holocaust denial, intolerance, Israel, Jewish, Kosher, Larping, Minecraft, Poland, racism, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, Sin

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Farms Harvested:	646	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

Alliance, biden, Bidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, envoy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Invitation, invite, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, negotiations, Political, SECURITY, summit, Ukraine, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, beautiful buildings, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, Competitions, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Friends system, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lots of cosmetics, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Oblivious to the Minigames

Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Oblivious, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

Game Mode	New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
Features	– Gather resources as a team – Fight unique neutral objectives – Destroy enemy’s monuments
Discord	Join the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
Is there a specific team size for this game mode?	Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
What happens if our team loses all our resources?	If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
Can I play solo or do I need a team?	While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

ADD, Chat, Communication, Connect, digital communication, Disc, Discord, Friends, Gaming, Join, Join the conversation, Make Friends, messaging app, Minecraft, networking, Online Community, online platform, Server, share interests, social media, social networking site, stay connected, stay in touch, virtual friendship, virtual hangout

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

asian, Asian wives, blacked, BWC memes, common, Cultural differences, fetishization, fleeting pleasure, hollow happiness, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, low hanging fruit, Men, Minecraft, porn addicts, racial preferences, smp, Stereotypes, temporary happiness, toxic masculinity, unfulfilling, White, white men, White Supremacy, Wives, WMAF

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ores Mined:	790

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CreeperChristmasTripNope

adoption, christmas, CreeperChristmasTripNope, Doting, emotional boundaries, family celebration, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family obligations., family trip, first child, holiday scheduling, Manager, nursery setup, pregnancy announcement, pregnant cousin, Resentment, Schedule, skipping family events

Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	2709
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NerdAlertMC SMP

Anime, Board Games, comic books, computer programming, conventions, COSPLAY, dungeons and dragons, Fandom, geek, geeky, Larping, Manga, Nerd, NerdAlertMC, nerdy, Roleplay, science fiction, smp, Star trek, Star Wars, trivia night, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyLifeQuest

aspirations, career path, Clarity, CraftyLifeQuest, Decision making, determination, Direction, dreams, Exploration, fulfillment, goals, inspiration, Journey, life choices, life purpose, motivation, Passion, personal growth, Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5213
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Star Shards Collected:	280

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyXi_USbffs

China and US partnership, China-US Relations, Chinese President, cooperation, CraftyXi_USbffs, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Partnership, US-China relations, Xi Jinping, Xi Jinping administration, Xi Jinping and US, Xi Jinping diplomacy, Xi Jinping foreign relations, Xi Jinping leadership, Xi Jinping quotes, Xi Jinping speech

so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Alien Abductions:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

adult players, BATTLING, building, Chill, competitive, crafting stations, Custom Gear, Fun, interactive board, Leveling, Minecraft, Mob Arenas, Mounts, MurkCraft, Mythical, neighbors, Pets, rpg classes, Skills, smp, Sport, tutorials, Unique Economy, Vanilla Survival, Vendors

MurkCraft Minecraft Server

IP	play.murkpvp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

✨ What We Offer:

🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
🐾 Pets, Mounts, & Custom Gear: Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server adult-only?	Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
Are there opportunities to become staff?	Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
How can I earn currency on the server?	You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
Can I bring my own pets and mounts?	Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Beautiful landscapes, Crafty, culture, Diversity, experiences, Food, heritage, Insights, Kuala Lumpur, Langkawi, local cuisine, Malaysia, Malaysian, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Penang, Perspectives, reflections, Server, Southeast Asia, tourism, travel, tropical paradise

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

addiction, Community, compassion, Drugs, education, Empathy, family, Friends, girl, illegal, IMMORAL, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, Prevention, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Stoned, Stonii, Stoniis, substance abuse, Support, Understanding, wellness

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	6152
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Development, Dig, dont, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Mentorship, MineCraftMentor, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regrets, self improvement, Straight.., success, Tips, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RubleRumbleCraft

central bank, Crisis, Currency, DEVALUATION, Dollar, economic instability, economic policy, Economy, emerging markets, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, foreign exchange, Government, international trade, political turmoil, resignation, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, Russian officials, sanctions

so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.