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TheY ARE COMING FOR YOU 4CHANNERS, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in fear of the 4channers? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can finally take a stand against them? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and become part of the resistance against the evil 4channers who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. With epic battles, secret alliances, and crazy plot twists, this SMP will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, shoot rainbows out of your hands, and summon giant chickens to fight by your side. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that all our players are required to wear banana suits while playing. Yes, you heard that right. Banana suits.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us defeat the 4channers once and for all! Remember, your days are numbered, 4channers. Mwahaha!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	2341

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Career Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving everyone a fair chance, regardless of their speech style or background! Our HR department is always on the lookout for motivated individuals who are ready to take on new challenges and build their careers in the virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even become the CEO of your own virtual empire. Our server is a place where dreams come true and where hard work pays off, no matter where you come from.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that race, speech style, or anything else can’t hold you back from achieving greatness in the world of Minecraft! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3421	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Several Tries Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).

So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where reality twists and turns like a rollercoaster on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and prepare to be amazed by the wildest ride of your life. Encounter strange creatures, solve mind-bending puzzles, and maybe even uncover the secrets of La Manchaland Gregor.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, how about the chance to extract the elusive target [Rodion] with your trusty E.G.O? Or maybe you’re just in it for the laughs and the chaos that ensues when you mix Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina together.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and dive into the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you in this twisted world of Limbus Company? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Farms Harvested:	700

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Holy Panda Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, ancient civilizations, Beliefs, BIBLE, chinese culture, Chinese race, Christianity, cultural perspectives, Diversity, east asia, ethnicity, FAITH, History, HOLY, Minecraft, Panda, race relations, Religion, religious texts, scripture, smp, Spiritual beliefs, Teachings, theology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We have a whole section dedicated to answering life’s most important questions, like “What does the Bible say about the Chinese race?” Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away when suddenly, out of nowhere, a spaceship comes crashing down on top of you! But don’t worry, because the aliens onboard are actually super friendly and decide to bring you back to life as a girl! Talk about a plot twist! Join our server for the chance to experience the most out-of-this-world adventures and upgrades you never knew you needed. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you on this wild ride!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP – Giggly Griefer Gang

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🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of Guilty Gear Strive! 🎮

🔥 Join us for epic tournaments like Stormy Night, where players battle it out in a world tour event that will leave you on the edge of your seat! Who will emerge victorious in the Team of 3 Open Beta #2? Only time will tell!

📚 Dive into our main wiki for frame data and system mechanics, because in this world, knowledge is power! And don’t forget to check out the Player Glicko-2 ratings to see where you stand among the competition.

🛡️ Need some extra help? Our approved Strive mods like the Potato Mod and Frame Data Display will give you the edge you need to dominate the battlefield.

👑 And for all you Queen Dizzy fans out there, we’ve got a starter guide that will have you ruling the server in no time!

🎸 So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready to rock and roll in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember, when you close your lobby, announce it in the thread or face the wrath of the Guilty Gear gods! 🤘

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Punching Asuka in her ugly kraut face Minecraft server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can punch Asuka in her ugly kraut face! That’s right, join us for epic battles against Asuka and her kraut minions as we defend our blocky world from their evil clutches. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Asuka, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single touch. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show Asuka who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1667	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ryzen 7 SMP Minecraft Decent 2024

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on outdated servers with laggy gameplay and boring builds? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time we all built giant statues of our favorite snacks and had a massive food fight? Oh, and let’s not forget the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a clucking contest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is powered by the mystical energy of the AMD Ryzen 7, making it the fastest and most powerful server in all of Minecraft land. You’ll never experience lag or slow loading times again!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. And who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within our world. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2239
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Down Under Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats.

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual BBQ with all your new best friends.

And if you’re from Sydney, well, you’re in for a real treat. Our server has a secret portal that leads straight to the Sydney Opera House. Yep, you heard that right. You can mine for diamonds by day and catch a show at the Opera House by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

It’s Getting Dark, Too Dark to See – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the sun never sets and the mobs are always throwing a party!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers come out of nowhere and start busting out their best moves. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Steve, replaced all the pigs with flying llamas? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of clucking soldiers ready to take over the world. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So come on down to our crazy SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s getting dark, too dark to see…but who needs light when you have a flaming pig as your trusty steed?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

5:02 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be staying up until 5:02 AM just to keep playing! Join us for a night of craziness and fun as we build, mine, and battle our way through the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs sleep when you can have a blast on our server? Goodnight, lovely people, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	723859
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Flg – Minecraft SMP – F-List General

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building castles and farms, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. From snake sniddies to unicorn horn tickling, we’ve got more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous roleplay scenarios. Need a break from mining and crafting? Jump into our webchat for some textual roleplaying that will make your diamond armor blush. And don’t forget to check out our filtered ads for even more spicy content.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as wild and creative as you are? Come on in and let your fursona run wild – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a roleplay scenario that involves a talking cow and a quest for the rarest block in the game. Let the adventures begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FamCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to dive into the world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each individual member in hilarious detail! From Okayu, who is basically a cat in human form, to Korone, the doggo with a heart of gold, to Fubuki, the snow queen who will freeze you with her icy stare, to Ayame, the ninja warrior who can vanish into thin air, to Mio, the wolf girl who will howl at the moon, to Subaru, the space cadet who will take you on a wild ride through the galaxy.

Follow them on Twitter for even more shenanigans, watch their crazy videos, and join our community of OKFAMS enthusiasts! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin! 🐱🐶❄️🗡️🐺🚀 #OKFAMS #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Alright Elite Gods, who are we taking? Dakota? – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server in existence! Join us and become a part of the Elite Gods, a group of legendary players who dominate the virtual world with their mad skills and insane builds.

We have Dakota, the master of redstone who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. Join us and witness her epic creations that will leave you speechless.

But that’s not all! We also have Steve, the fearless warrior who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread. Join us and learn his secret techniques for surviving in the toughest of situations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the Elite Gods. Just be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Let’s conquer this Minecraft world together!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81