The kismet | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Ants R Us Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the ants are getting in on the action! That’s right, we have a whole colony of ants that have taken over and they’re ready to party!

Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.

Left or Right Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even know what the word “rules” means!

Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mzhf.vanilla-box.ru

Tappei’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you a Remfag feeling down because Tappei said Emilia and Subaru will have a child together? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own alternate universe where Rem and Subaru run away together and start a llama farm! Join now for a chance to see Rem riding a llama into battle against the evil Emilia and her baby daddy Subaru. It’s a wild ride filled with drama, llamas, and plenty of surprises. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

French Please SMP Thank You

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a culinary adventure like no other! We have imported French conversation technology to enhance our Asian products, creating a fusion of flavors that will blow your mind. Ever tried caramelized soy sauce? You can thank Alfred Clouët for that genius idea. Our server is a melting pot of cuisines from around the world, all Frenchified and ready to be enjoyed by players from all corners of the globe. So come join us and taste the magic of our unique culinary creations – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, from building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have special events like “Taco Tuesdays” where all the mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Disco Fridays” where the entire server turns into a giant dance party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Laplus Should Graduate Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us if you want to witness Laplus, a pig in a graduation cap, finally receive his diploma after years of hard work in pig school.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	1083
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	8080	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magic Items Found:	1208
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crops Grown:	9526	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Runes Activated:	5

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ores Mined:	6056	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	202
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34