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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6394 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 4615 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.