Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
Players Killed by Monsters: 9458 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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