The Jan-netty Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	975764	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being the Marty Jannetty of your Minecraft squad? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us and become the Shawn Michaels of the server, leaving all your friends in awe of your building skills and PvP prowess.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. Legend has it that whoever can tame this explosive spirit will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Who knew zombies had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate superstar of the server! Just watch out for those dancing creepers…

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3467	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9755

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	6732
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Towns Built:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	7214
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9411	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Emeralds Found:	7304	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	131	Astral Projections Made:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Votes:	9664
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Votes:	9168	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Farms Harvested:	238	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌