The Introverted Miner Minecraft SMP

Classroom, classroom dynamics, classroom management, Communication, confusion, education, Etiquette, exclusion, exclusionary behavior, group dynamics, introduction, introverted, Minecraft, miner, peer pressure, public speaking, Self-expression, smp, social cues, Social Interaction, social norms, STUDENT, Teacher, teacher-student interaction

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Votes:	2899
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally introduce yourself without getting cut off by the teacher! No more being the only one left out, here everyone gets a chance to shine! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the coolest kid in school. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become the ultimate introvert superstar!

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7678	Void Armor Forged:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Magic Items Found:	7763	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Farms Harvested:	236
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Star Shards Collected:	240	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ores Mined:	8371
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Dragon Eggs Found:	8697
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	140
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	1296	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mines Excavated:	1775	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6587	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Votes:	1961	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Potions Brewed:	98

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	887	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	1819	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!