The Imperfect SMP: Where everything is perfectly imperfect!

Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Age Requirement	15+
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, Discord-based application, player head drops, regularly planned events, BlueMap integration, and more!
Community Size	Over 300 members

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, we have a strict application process to ensure a mature and skilled player base.
How long does it take to receive a response to my application?	You will receive a response within a week of submitting your application.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	Yes, players must be 15 years or older to join the server.
What kind of server seed does Perfectum SMP use?	We have selected a server seed known for its stunning landscapes and exploration potential.
How can I get more information about the server and begin my adventure?	You can join our Discord server and visit our website using the links provided above.

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Towns Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8464
Dragon Eggs Found:	5462	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dimension Hops:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	188
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	113
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	689

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Potions Brewed:	167	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	3294	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Votes:	5078
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	3862	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Void Gems Collected:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8141
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9180

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2128	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1553
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	486946	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

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