The Imperfect SMP: Where everything is perfectly imperfect!

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, Discord, downvotes, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfect, Mature, Perfectly, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, reduce lag, Semi Vanilla, skilled players, smp, suggestion channel, Survival, talented players, upvotes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Age Requirement	15+
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, Discord-based application, player head drops, regularly planned events, BlueMap integration, and more!
Community Size	Over 300 members

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, we have a strict application process to ensure a mature and skilled player base.
How long does it take to receive a response to my application?	You will receive a response within a week of submitting your application.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	Yes, players must be 15 years or older to join the server.
What kind of server seed does Perfectum SMP use?	We have selected a server seed known for its stunning landscapes and exploration potential.
How can I get more information about the server and begin my adventure?	You can join our Discord server and visit our website using the links provided above.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7168	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8807
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	6447
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	183
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	890965	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crops Grown:	7403	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Items Found:	6900
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Star Shards Collected:	237
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	88	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Void Gems Collected:	27

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	New Chunks Explored:	374259

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Items Found:	3318	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.