The Idiots | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ivans Magic Kingdom

Adventure, BUILD, Chill, Curseforge, Enjoy, Explore, FANTASY, FTB, Game, Kingdom, Magic, Medieval, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, packed, PvE, Roleplay, Rush, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

a Minecolonies Magic Kingdom mod packed Minecraft game. Nice and chill and enjoy the game no rush . mod pack can be found at: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/minecolonies-magic-kingdoms-2

mk.themyndgame.com:25566

Handsome Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, attraction, Communication, compliments, Confidence, Conversation, DATING, emotional connection, flirt, handsome, hello, HORIZON, lonely, looking for love, personal growth, pickup lines, relationships, seeking companionship, self esteem, self improvement, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	4119	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Do you crave adventure and excitement in your life? Well, boy do I have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to the land of endless possibilities!

Build your dream castle, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as you are!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelParentGone

abusive relationships, blended families, child behavior, childhood trauma, co parenting, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Healing Process, Honesty, mental health, parenting, PixelParentGone, support system, tantrums, Therapy, truth telling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8061	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape reality and dive into a world where your ex-partner’s questionable life choices are the main topic of conversation.

Imagine a server where your daughter’s tantrums about her absent father are replaced with building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Leave behind the real-world struggles and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where your husband is not only patient and kind, but also a master builder.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where lying about phone calls and making up excuses for irresponsible parents is a thing of the past. Instead, embark on adventures with fellow players who understand the importance of honesty and communication.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the virtual escapades begin!

HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP

hotel accommodations, hotel amenities, hotel cleanliness, hotel inspection, hotel location, hotel maintenance, hotel management, hotel reviews, hotel scams, hotel security, hotel staff, hotel warning signs, HotelHorrorStories, HOTELS, Minecraft, red flag, Safety concerns, smp, suspicious behavior, travel, travel safety, travel tips, traveler warnings

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Votes:	5023	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but he’s totally harmless, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!

WeirdCraft: Digging for Wisdom

bizarre advice, comical advice, Digging, eccentric advice, funny advice, humorous advice, odd advice, offbeat advice, out of the box advice, outlandish advice, peculiar advice, peculiar wisdom, quirky advice, strange advice, uncommon advice, unconventional advice, unconventional wisdom, unique advice, unusual advice, wacky advice, weird advice, WeirdCraft, wisdom

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or to build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

Accuracy, being truthful, CHANGE, Communication, expressing desires, Honesty, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty matters, HonestyCraft, hurt, laughs, love, love and honesty, Perception, personal well-being, relationship advice, relationship well-being, romantic couples, study, Truth, worth it

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Animals Bred:	193

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

A13 anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, hardcore mode, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	118	Dragon Eggs Found:	9461
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

ShadowGrove|SMP

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Minecraft, Ranks, rankup progression, ShadowGrove, skins, smp, Survival, weapon models

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Epic, erectile dysfunction, Fap, libido, Masturbation, Personal Record, Quest, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Baby Care, Boundaries, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreements, Expectations, family dynamics, gross habits, hand washing, hygiene, Intimacy, Minecraft, newborn care, parenting, parenting challenges, partner behavior, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	4945
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Animals Bred:	171

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

Abuse, body autonomy, bullying, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, double standards, Edition, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Generational conflict, Hijab, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, MomCraft, parental control, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, scarf, Self-expression, social media, strict rules, traditional clothing

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

Memory Mouse Madness

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug development, experimental drug, experimental medicine, GL-II-73, innovative treatment, madness, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, memory restoration, Mouse, mouse model, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroplasticity, neuroprotective therapy, neuroscience, paradigm-shifting study

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5937

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

AscendMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival town building economy puzzles challenges adventure playstyle PvE PvP Java Bedrock progression competition alliances trade exploration dynamic cooperative sandbox community, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crops Grown:	7050
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Towns Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

ascendmc.space:25567

SkyCubeNetwork

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Experience, HIGH, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, next level, Rise, Skills, Skyblock, SkyCubeNetwork, Survival, test, Top, Ultimate, Void, welcome

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

play.skycubenw.com

Adventures of Shitren 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventures, amusing tag, banter tag, Bring me SHITren, bring me tag, comical tag, entertaining tag, funny tag, giggle tag, humor tag, humorous tag, jest tag, joke tag, lighthearted tag, long tail tag, nonsense tag, playful tag, random tag, request tag, Shitren, silly tag

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	786
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, but with more explosions and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a top. From upside-down trees to rainbow-colored sheep, this server is a psychedelic trip you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness, my friend.

Players:	97/600	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3525
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13