The Idiots | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP

hotel accommodations, hotel amenities, hotel cleanliness, hotel inspection, hotel location, hotel maintenance, hotel management, hotel reviews, hotel scams, hotel security, hotel staff, hotel warning signs, HotelHorrorStories, HOTELS, Minecraft, red flag, Safety concerns, smp, suspicious behavior, travel, travel safety, travel tips, traveler warnings

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but he’s totally harmless, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!

WeirdCraft: Digging for Wisdom

bizarre advice, comical advice, Digging, eccentric advice, funny advice, humorous advice, odd advice, offbeat advice, out of the box advice, outlandish advice, peculiar advice, peculiar wisdom, quirky advice, strange advice, uncommon advice, unconventional advice, unconventional wisdom, unique advice, unusual advice, wacky advice, weird advice, WeirdCraft, wisdom

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or to build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

Accuracy, being truthful, CHANGE, Communication, expressing desires, Honesty, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty matters, HonestyCraft, hurt, laughs, love, love and honesty, Perception, personal well-being, relationship advice, relationship well-being, romantic couples, study, Truth, worth it

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	4523
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

A13 anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, hardcore mode, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6382	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

ShadowGrove|SMP

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Minecraft, Ranks, rankup progression, ShadowGrove, skins, smp, Survival, weapon models

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mines Excavated:	3047	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
New Chunks Explored:	326145	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	7694
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Epic, erectile dysfunction, Fap, libido, Masturbation, Personal Record, Quest, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Baby Care, Boundaries, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreements, Expectations, family dynamics, gross habits, hand washing, hygiene, Intimacy, Minecraft, newborn care, parenting, parenting challenges, partner behavior, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6791
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

Abuse, body autonomy, bullying, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, double standards, Edition, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Generational conflict, Hijab, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, MomCraft, parental control, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, scarf, Self-expression, social media, strict rules, traditional clothing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Votes:	9339	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7402
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

Memory Mouse Madness

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug development, experimental drug, experimental medicine, GL-II-73, innovative treatment, madness, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, memory restoration, Mouse, mouse model, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroplasticity, neuroprotective therapy, neuroscience, paradigm-shifting study

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

AscendMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival town building economy puzzles challenges adventure playstyle PvE PvP Java Bedrock progression competition alliances trade exploration dynamic cooperative sandbox community, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Towns Built:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

ascendmc.space:25567

SkyCubeNetwork

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Experience, HIGH, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, next level, Rise, Skills, Skyblock, SkyCubeNetwork, Survival, test, Top, Ultimate, Void, welcome

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Holy Grails Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Towns Built:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

play.skycubenw.com

Adventures of Shitren 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventures, amusing tag, banter tag, Bring me SHITren, bring me tag, comical tag, entertaining tag, funny tag, giggle tag, humor tag, humorous tag, jest tag, joke tag, lighthearted tag, long tail tag, nonsense tag, playful tag, random tag, request tag, Shitren, silly tag

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6320
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Yo, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, but with more explosions and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a top. From upside-down trees to rainbow-colored sheep, this server is a psychedelic trip you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness, my friend.

Pixelated Love Shack

Adult, adult content, Braces Edition, creative writing, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, love, NSFW, online roleplay, pixelated, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Shack

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	69
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Get ready for some crazy, chaotic, and downright bizarre adventures in this server. Join us for some mad fun as we explore the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. From building epic structures to battling fierce mobs, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness. Join us now and let’s get this party started!

NoPoopSleepover

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s sister, cleanliness, difficult decisions, embarrassing moments, family drama, Family Support, guest etiquette, household rules, hygiene, medical emergency, moving troubles, NoPoopSleepover, overnight guests, personal space, poop incident, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as Carol’s bathroom mishaps! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter explosive surprises around every corner.

Looking for a server with drama and excitement? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Carol left a little gift on our couch. But don’t worry, we’ve cleaned up the mess and are ready for more chaos!

Join us for a server experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as Carol’s bathroom escapades. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of insanity on our server – just make sure to bring your own toilet paper!

LoveCraftedFails

dating fails, dumbest thing, emotional decisions, foolish decisions, HEARTBREAK, impulsive actions, irrational behavior, love, love confessions, love stories, love troubles, LoveCraftedFails, regret, relationship advice, relationship lessons, relationship mistakes, relationship woes, relationships, romantic blunders, romantic gestures, silly mistakes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of building sandcastles in the desert of love? Come join our Minecraft server and build a love shack with your special someone! We have heart-shaped blocks, diamond armor for romantic battles, and even a Cupid NPC who shoots heart arrows to help you find your in-game soulmate. Don’t waste your time chasing after pixelated pigs when you could be building a pixelated palace of love on our server! Join now and let the love blocks guide you to your happily ever after.

Players:	95/800	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5