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Dracon Earth

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7841	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Farms Harvested:	276	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Emeralds Found:	7212
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchantments Applied:	257	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Votes:	9853	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Emeralds Found:	4283
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Animals Bred:	77
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3327
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

Players:	104/300	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2