The Homies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	178
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	884439	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	617	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	535095	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	82

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	9474	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	280
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6385
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Towns Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1127	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Towns Built:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3