Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Towns Built: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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