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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6982 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further than our SMP! We have a partially retired Gawr Gura as our server mascot, who spends her days lounging by the virtual pool and occasionally terrorizing unsuspecting players with her shark powers.
Join us for epic battles against giant squids that invade our server every full moon, or participate in our annual llama racing competition where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden beneath spawn where players can test their skills against the most fearsome mobs in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge?
So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for Gawr Gura’s pranks – she’s always looking for new victims to join in on the fun!
