The-gulag | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Family Servant Quest 1.21

appreciation, Bond, care, Companionship, compassion, consideration, domestic staff, Empathy, family, Gratitude, Household, Kindness, long-term commitment, loyalty, Quest, relationships, Respect, Servant, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	812
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout dis cray cray Minecraft server where you can treat dem servants like fam! I’m talkin’ ’bout buildin’ homes for ’em, feedin’ ’em virtual food, and givin’ ’em all da love and attention dey deserve!

Join dis server if you wanna experience da ultimate virtual family bond wit dem servants! You can be da best virtual parent ever and watch dem grow and thrive in dis pixelated world!

So, if you wanna be da coolest virtual parent on da block, come join dis server and show dem servants some love like they’ve never seen before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

SisBF-Free Fun Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, CHANGE, Cheating, discomfort, emotional cheating, family dynamics, family gatherings, Fun, guest etiquette, Hospitality, Hosting, medication, mental health, Minecraft, moving too fast, new relationships, personal space, relationships, Server, SisBFFree, Therapy, Wedding guest

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love blooms faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and romance, just like the soap operas your grandma used to watch. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where relationships move at the speed of light.

Witness the tale of a forbidden love between two friends, a cheating scandal, and a whirlwind romance that will leave you questioning your own love life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And don’t forget about our upcoming wedding event, where you can bring your new Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to meet the whole family. Will they approve of your pixelated partner? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and experience love, drama, and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might just find your own Minecraft soulmate in the process!

DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimension Hops:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Crops Grown:	1009	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Villages Defended:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Zombie Dances:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Animals Bred:	59	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	3075	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	151
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18
Animals Bred:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	71	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	266	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Buildings Constructed:	39
Zombie Dances:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7751	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30